When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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