just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
