Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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