Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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