so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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