their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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