You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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