PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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