i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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