Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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