I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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