O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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