Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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