it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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