Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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