yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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