At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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