She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
where does the pee come out of this thing
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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