So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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