youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.