Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He did a backflip because drugs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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