love makes seman taste better
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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