A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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