We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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