If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.