How drunk are you??
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.