i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.