I love black thongs
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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