yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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