I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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