I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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