Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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