Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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