Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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