So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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