): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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