Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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