Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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