just come out here and I will go home with you...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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