U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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