I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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