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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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