just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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