you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I love you.
Bad choice
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