Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
