i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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