Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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