I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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