I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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