I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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