Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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