the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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