why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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