He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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