i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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