Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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