I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
