I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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