my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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