This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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