I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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