Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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